加菲猫经典语录中英对照

1. No， fruit cake！ This is one of the three things I do not eat。 Also different is the raisins， and snails。不，水果蛋糕！这是我不吃的三样东西之一。另外两样是葡萄干，还有蜗牛。

2. Big belly is not terrible， terrible stomach no good thing。肚子大不可怕，可怕的是肚子里没有好东西。

3. I hope you can help me return a favor？ Help me to apply for a dog， it is best Spain poodle！返希你能帮我个忙吗？帮我申请做一只狗，最好是西班牙狮子狗！

4. God determines who is your relative， fortunately， in the choice of our friends you left the room。上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

5. Hard work never killed anybody！ But I will not take the risk。努力工作不会导致死亡！不过我不会用自己去证明。

1. Today， I do push-ups， the first prone today， tomorrow and then hold。今天我要做俯卧撑，今天先俯卧，明天再撑。

2. I only eat four types of food per day： breakfast， lunch， dinner and snacks。我每天只吃四类食物：早饭、午饭、晚饭和零食。

3. Dog problem is that they did not have to install a ON / OFF switch。狗的问题就在于，它们身上没有装一个ON/OFF开关。

4. I just finished a 14-day diet， the only minus is that in two weeks time。我刚结束为期14天的节食，唯一减掉的就是两周来的时间。

5. I actually fell asleep at dinner。 That's right， I have reached the pinnacle of lazy。 How frustrating it！ After reaching the top， there is nothing of the struggle。我居然在吃饭时候睡着了。这就对了，我已经达到好吃懒做的顶峰了。多么令人沮丧呀！在到达顶峰以后，就没有什么好奋斗的了。

1. The more you learn， the more you know； the more you know， the more you forget； the more you forget， the less you know； why bother to learn。学的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘记的越多；忘记的越多，知道的越少；为什么学来着。

2. The wise never marry， And when they marry they become otherwise。聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。