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🌟 愚人节
1. 把天真尘封，把活泼捆绑，把自由放飞，把聪颖打包，让幸福无可救药。只释放一点点愚钝和无知，行走江湖。亲爱的朋友，愚人节快乐！
2. Personnel manager： sorry， your profession and our position is not very wrong！ A： what is wrong？ Is the premier of the state have to's "premier" this major？
3. Respect of customer： your mobile phone has been drawing function， simply insert the sim card out cash machines， such as cash， the business is not acceptable， please use mobile hard hit a cash machine！ Happy April fool's day！
4. 本信息为纯粹的骚扰信息！警告还没睡的快去睡，刚睡的翻个身继续睡，睡了很久的起来上个厕所接着睡，实在不想睡的和我一起拿起手机骚扰想睡的！
5. 那天我痴痴地望着你性感的身躯，一丝不挂地在我面前扭动，轻轻抚摸你的肌肤，我无法抵挡你的**：老板，我就要这条鱼！愚人节快乐！
🌟 整人
1. The innocent and dusty， the lively， free to fly， the intelligent packaging， let happiness impossible。 Only release a little bit stupid and ignorant， walk river's lake。 My dear friends， happy April fool's day！
2. 雨下的断断续续，引起我无限思绪，说白了就是想你，等到了风和日丽，我还带你去那片草地，但是事先约定：猪只准吃草，不准拱地！
3. That day every time I looked at your sexy body， naked in front of me twisting， gently caress your skin， I can't resist the temptation to you： boss， I'm going to the fish！ Happy April fool's day！
4. 等咱有了钱，天天去做美体。想瘦哪里瘦哪里，想大哪里就大哪里。贵宾卡一次买两张，上半身用一张，下半身用一张。
5. It rained off and on， cause I infinite thoughts， namely， think you wait to beautiful， I also take you to the meadow， but agree beforehand： pigs eat grass， no hog！
🌟 英语
🌟 微信
1. This information is purely harassment information！ Warning also didn't sleep go to sleep, just turn over to sleep sleep, sleep for a long time up on a toilet and then sleep, really don't want to sleep with me and pick up the phone to sleep！
2. 一小伙娶妻贺客盈门，晚闹洞房叫新娘吟诗。新娘害羞。至深深夜客不散，新娘曰：谢天谢地谢诸君，我本无才哪会吟？曾记唐人诗一句，春宵一刻值千金！
3. 人事经理：不好意思，你的专业和我们招聘的职位不是很对口！应聘者：啥叫不对口？难道当*****还得是*****这个专业的吗？
