愚人节中英对照祝福微信短信

1. Live very humble abode， live very timid， very annoyed， looks like squash， eat steamed corn-bread， April fool's day is coming， wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。

2. Know you until now， you place in my heart you should be clear， in addition to you， others is a pile of shit in my eyes， but you don't， because you are two heap！

3. 认识你至今，你在我心中的地位你应该很清楚，除你之外，其他人在我眼中是一堆屎，可你不一样，因为你是两堆！

4. If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew； If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart； But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it！

5. 住的很蜗居，活的很窝囊，生的很窝火，长得似窝瓜，吃的是窝头，愚人节到了，祝你和你的同事一窝子都开心快乐。

1. 听说最近你上电视了，不错哦！你可真上镜啊，那活蹦乱跳的样子，那自信满满的气势，那俏皮可爱的言行我早就知道，你演孙悟空准行！

2. 三只猪在吵架，老大骂：你好无聊，只会发信息！老二骂：你更无聊，天天发黄色笑话！不过最无聊的都是老三，只看不发。

3. 你的温柔象天使在撒娇，你的美丽如惊艳的孔雀，你的体贴恰似心口上的风湿膏，你的眼睛好比可爱的大熊猫！

4. Your tenderness like angels in the play the woman， your beauty such as jing is colourful peacock， your thoughtfulness is rheumatism paste on the heart， your eyes like a lovely panda！

5. I heard that you recently on TV， good oh！ You are on the mirror， the appearance of the wriggling， the confident imposing manner， the nifty and lovely words and deeds I know， you play the Monkey King！

1. Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in

2. Today's April fool's day， we went to fools。 Learn the cat three call， let me laugh， shout three shout into air， frighten big German shepherd。 Under this order is， at speed。 Designation for April fool's day， fool don't do it。

3. Urgent notice： tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake， for your safety， please wrapped in a quilt tonight， head a toilet， plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。