愚人节中英对照笑话

1. Last night I dreamed you and take you home， we went to a beautiful buildings， to you say， run into， I looked at your figure， also saw the words a mental hospital！

2. 男友对女友说：我会永远爱你的。女友疑惑的问男友：什么是永远？男友回答：永远就是死了还接着爱你。哈哈，愚人节快乐。

3. Her boyfriend said to his girlfriend， I will always love you。 Girlfriend puzzled asked her boyfriend： what is forever？ Her boyfriend replied： "is dead and still love you forever。" Ha ha， happy April fool's day。

4. 昨晚我梦见你，还送你回家，我们走到一栋漂亮的建筑物，你说到了，跑进去，我望着你的身影，还看见上面写着精神病院！

5. Two words have been very want to say to you， today finally courage： the first sentence， I love you， I love you； The second sentence， don't take the first sentence seriously！ Ha ha， remember to happy！

1. As the saying goes， all that glitters is not gold， the water cannot be measured， although some people looks ugly, but a good heart, although small, but lofty。 Everybody praised said - you are such a person！

2. Without a revelation： a deadly， glassy-eyed； IQ is low， cause lost； Staring at the phone， watching the revelation； See the revelation， quickly disappear！

3. The thief stole a second time to shop when caught by the police。 The police asked： "don't you know to be caught？" The thief said： "I know it says" welcome to come again。 '"

4. 这两天真的太冷了，你一定要照顾好自己啊，千万别冻着啦俗话说：人冻腿，猪冻嘴。我已经把毛裤穿上了，你也赶紧买个口罩吧。

5. Love you ten thousand, exaggerated； Love you five thousand years, hopeless； Love you one thousand years, absurd； Love you one hundred years, is too long； Love yousuccessively in as long as my body health, this is my strengths！ Happy April fool's day！

1. The two innocent is too cold， you must take good care of yourself ah， don't frozen， as the saying goes： people frozen leg， the pig frozen mouth。 I have already put pants on， you also get to buy a mask。

2. 俗话说人不可貌相，海水不可斗量，有些人虽然外表丑陋，却拥有美好的心灵，虽然身材矮小，却理想远大。大家都夸奖说你就是这样的人！

3. 爱你一万年，夸张；爱你五千年，无望；爱你一千年，荒唐；爱你一百年，太长；接连爱你70年，只要我身体健康，这是我的强项！愚人节快乐！