愚人节英语微信短信

1. One live really tired！ Get on the bus line， unrequited love really suffer， eat no fragrance， drink drunk， go to work very tired， not robbery， earn money to pay tax， even send a text message to the pigs have to charge。

2. 一岁半斤二锅头，两岁情场是老手，三岁吃喝嫖赌抽，四岁坑蒙拐骗偷，此人年少有出息，长大以后智商低，明知此人就是你，仍然坚持看到底。佩服！佩服！

3. Didn't intend to meet you， meet you is providence， thinking you were feeling， half-hearted when not see you， see you wholeheartedly， if one day we had the announcement， at least remember！

4. Tell you a story， once upon a time there was a fool， he is very stupid， others ask him what problem he would only shake head or answer "no"， have you heard of the story？

5. To receive the SMS to listen： you have been surrounded！ Happy happy to bear hug with you, to trip you up, sweet for your ransom, good luck to you sneak attack, beauty want to talk to you learn kissing skills, you have nowhere to run！

1. 给你讲个故事，从前有个笨蛋，他非常笨，别人问他什么问题他都只会摇头或回答没有，这个故事你听过吗？

2. 愚人节到真热闹，处处都是欢声笑。朋友之间会恶搞，捉弄之人到处跑。别人欺骗也不恼，开开心心快乐绕。祝你愚人节开心一笑！

3. You will go to other travel， sincere friends to see you off。 The cold wind stop our friendship； I hold your hand say： good reformation， fight for commutation！ Happy April fool's day！

4. What is romantic， know she doesn't love you， also send her 99 roses。 What is waste， know she loves you also send her 99 roses。 Happy April fool's day！

5. 人活着真累！上车得排队，单恋真受罪，吃饭没香味，喝酒容易醉，上班特疲惫，抢劫还不会，挣钱得交税，就连给小猪发个短信还得收费。

1. April fool's day to really lively， everywhere is cheers and laughter。 Between friends can parody， playing tricks on people around。 Deceive others also not angered， open happy heart happiness around。 I wish you a happy April fool's day a smile！

2. 什么叫浪漫，明知道她不爱你，还送她99朵玫瑰。什么叫浪费，明知道她爱你还送她99朵玫瑰。愚人节快乐！

3. 你就要去他方远行，真诚的朋友为你送行；凛冽的寒风，挡不住我俩的友情；我握住你的手说：好好改造，争取减刑！愚人节快乐！